empressmaude:

Next week: Jack Crawford arrests himself on suspicion of being the Chesapeake Ripper

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

do you ever come up with AUs for your own life

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howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

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mtzgtz:

sweetconformity:

haanigram:

geneticallydead:

HNNNNNNNNG

WHA T >!?? WHAT ? WH A T?!?

Probably Hannibal and Alana again?

But he said “3 scenes with 5 different people”, so… :O

nicolasanddavid:

ronchronchronch:

lydiasgotstiles:

First Exclusive Look at X-Men: Days of Future Past, MTV Movie Awards 2014

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNg

This movie is going to be so good. Fuck.

zhellyzee:

Guys, in The Hound of the D’Urbervilles, Moran literally gets a boner from almost being hanged by the neck while standing on a rickety table. Why does no one talk about this?? The guy is fucking messed up and it’s great.

http://madsdanishpastry.tumblr.com/post/82653844552/queerly-it-is-dyou-think-the-avengers-ever

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the…

And when they had bound him, they led him away, and delivered him to Pontius Pilate the governor.

Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders,

Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that.

And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.

Matthew 27:2-5, KJV

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faize:

when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety

electricportcullis:

electricportcullis:

Les Mis AU where all of the Amis’ ghosts haunt Cosette and Marius’ house, but instead of Marius seeing them, Cosette is the one with the ability to see them and they’re always trying to communicate to Marius through her.

and Courf’s just like, “Cosette, tell Marius to take that scarf off because it makes him look like a big nerd.”

Sam and Dean and the family business. 

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